movieoftheday: Derek: What’d you do?Lamont: I stole a TV, alright.Derek: So you stole a TV. What’s embarassing about that?Lamont: I stole a TV from a store next to a doughnut shop. I ran out, the owner’s right behind me yelling. Bam! I run into three cops. I told you it was embarassing.Derek: Wait a sec, that don’t make sense. You didn’t get six years for stealing a TV.Lamont: I go out the store, the police officer grabs my arm the TV falls on his foot and breaks it. They said I threw the TV at him. Assault, six years.Derek: Come on, tell the truth. You chucked it at him.Lamont: Like I said, I came out of the store, he grabbed my arm, it fell on his foot.

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Derek: What’d you do?
Lamont: I stole a TV, alright.
Derek: So you stole a TV. What’s embarassing about that?
Lamont: I stole a TV from a store next to a doughnut shop. I ran out, the owner’s right behind me yelling. Bam! I run into three cops. I told you it was embarassing.
Derek: Wait a sec, that don’t make sense. You didn’t get six years for stealing a TV.
Lamont: I go out the store, the police officer grabs my arm the TV falls on his foot and breaks it. They said I threw the TV at him. Assault, six years.
Derek: Come on, tell the truth. You chucked it at him.
Lamont: Like I said, I came out of the store, he grabbed my arm, it fell on his foot.